S.O.S. please someone help me

What a drowsy day today is. It's raining outside and all I want to do is go back to bed. I'm doing laundry again, three loads as usual. I know that if I don't make it as a journalist I can always work in laundromat.
I started at the Edmonton Journal on Monday. It's great there, everyone is so friendly, but I'm working my ass of. I'm so tired. But I get to do some pretty cool stuff. I have had a ton of bylines already which makes me feel pretty good.
In other news, there is no other news because I have been working my bootay off.
I'm going to get shitfaced tonight though - that should be excellent!
Oh yeah.